I’m sure it was probably the worst sex she’d ever had. So, not only was it my first time, but I also couldn’t FEEL anything. Then, after a few minutes, I realize that it’s not that it doesn’t feel awesome, it’s that I don’t feel anything at all. Like you spent your teen years imagining what it actually feels like, and then you’re finally there, with a REALLY hot chick and it’s like meeeeeeh. “The first thing I noticed was that it didn’t feel nearly as awesome as I had imagined.
